Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife invited 45+ people to her baby shower, but literally 4 people came. Now I get to deal with my pregnant wife and her fluctuating hormones. FML
Today, security had to break up a fist fight in the labor & delivery unit. After giving birth, my roommate was attacked by the baby daddy’s wife. However, a second man was also there and started fighting the couple. It was a total melee so I grabbed both babies and hid in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML
Today, I was dragged to a Super Bowl party. While there, the host's kid threw 3 cups of apple sauce at my feet, which then exploded and covered my jeans. 10 minutes later, the host's wife announced that she was pregnant with twins. All I could come up with was, "You're making more!?" FML
Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
Today, my mother-in-law invited all my wife’s friends and family, and my family, to her baby shower, well over a 50-60 people. Two people came. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Did his daughter have to leave her ACT prep class early to collect his sorry ass and pay for the damages?
Mideoyeo 12
That's not cool, but on the other hand congrats for becoming a mother soon OP!
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Comments (88)
mbuck87 19
Well that dude sounds like a real top bloke!
Screwie 25
Well heck, sounds like a blast more than anything - one that went the wrong way of celebrating at a baby shower.
imaginaryvoice 18
The lie detector tests came back, and you are NOT the father
FlubbaBubba 12
#51 - I'm pretty sure people use DNA tests to find out if someone is or isn't the father, not lie detector tests...
imaginaryvoice 18
Damn. Almost funny.
a1f0sff 25
That's so inconsiderate of him!
Mideoyeo 12
That's not cool, but on the other hand congrats for becoming a mother soon OP!
ise3 10
I hope OP wasnt drinking herself..
redsoxgrl824 11
I highly doubt OP would be that dumb to drink while pregnant especially at her own baby shower.
dalink 24
It's called fetal alcohol syndrome... Most common cause of preventable mental retardation in the US. Don't assume that common knowledge is universal; you have to ask.
misspennycakes 7
Since when are men allowed at baby showers?
Enslaved 38
Things have changed for baby showers. Now the future daddy go to them and also invite his male friends. I've been to a few coed ones. They all served alcohol to appease the men. :P
SillyGirl4602 23
I have been to a few baby showers that had both men and women there. They are actually pretty popular now.
cheertrombonist 9
since when is alcohol served at baby showers?
alfred07 18
Really? That's surprising. I was still under the assumption that they were women only events.
WhisperSoflty 20
Every baby shower I've been to has either been no-men, or father-only. And there was never alcohol, even at the most ghetto one. In my opinion, if the only way to get guys to go to your baby shower is by offering them copious amounts of alcohol, don't invite them. Having booze at a party all about being pregnant just seems tacky to me.
natalia18oo 12
Perfect example as to why men shouldn't be allowed at baby showers!!
ramseytt69 8
Why did they get that drunk at a baby shower? Most of the time guys dont even go..
a1f0sff 25
Better yet, why was there alcohol on/in (not really sure which) a baby shower?
Alexweber929 14
At
Starv 6
Dear #5, I agree with you about guys not wanting to go to a baby shower, so if they do go and they get bored, and if there is alcohol... But congrats with the baby
Ukeee_X 19
I can't even imagine what that argument would be about at that kind of celebration.
pineapplefiend 13
I'm the real father!
BostonBear 33
next on maury
cosmosis 12
On a side note. Who won?
lifes_surprises 11
What were they fighting about?
Crazynopantsman 11
That drinking too much alcohol has negative side effects.
superalubba 13
Husbands... Aren't they the best?
Pleonasm 36
Did his daughter have to leave her ACT prep class early to collect his sorry ass and pay for the damages?