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Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24207) - you deserved it (2422)

On 02/05/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Did his daughter have to leave her ACT prep class early to collect his sorry ass and pay for the damages?

#12 - On 02/05/2013 at 5:44am by Pleonasm

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That's not cool, but on the other hand congrats for becoming a mother soon OP!

#3 - On 02/05/2013 at 5:40am by Mideoyeo

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