Anonymous
United States
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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chattyloz
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Stay classy
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
I tried
Are you good?
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
nooo
North Vancouver, Canada
Stuck
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
feelinnauseous
United States
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
beriles
United States
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
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cmath_fml 19
Perhaps they were trying to make a point about your underwear showing in public?
Cumbe 3
Pull up your pants next time...
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cmath_fml 19
Perhaps they were trying to make a point about your underwear showing in public?
simoncat 11
Touché!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MooseKnuckle503 11
Who gives a **** if he was, doesn't give anyone a right to touch anybody! They've tried to do that to me is have crushed their skulls in!!!
DanielleinDC 33
It's still assault to yank someone's pants up like that.
fml121785 14
Do you live in Michigan? There was a guy arrested for sexual battery for giving random people wedgies. He could be your attacker also! Haha!
Cumbe 3
Pull up your pants next time...
Michael_92 20
Oh you think they were wearing pants to begin with...it is at a bar....
Blackcatluck 19
Oh you decided to make a comment, next time make sure it makes sense.
simoncat 11
I wonder if this would be the (new) best way to deal with the "droopy drawers" population who think wearing their pants (more than) half off the ass is """cool""" hmmm!?
chocolateisyum 12
Maybe you should rethink your choice of partying outfits. I don't think the fluro green mankini is helping..
scarpicide 5
You sure you weren't just sagging?
Shenronlock 7
I'm sorry, I thought they only let the 21 and olders in bars, not middle school jock kids...
DerrickJames 33
I don't think OP would have got a wedgie if their underpants weren't showing ostentatiously.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Or maybe they just wanted into OPs pants.....but didn't know how else to do it....?
Sandman366 6
Perhaps the wedgie was given to hide the fact they just stole something from you. (PS: I
Saddyohh 13
I'd rather have one done to the rear than to the front. Depending on gender. Even so, Veggie's are no laughing matter either.
lindora 35
I agree on the seriousness of potato.
zandalee 19
It depends. A carrot to the rear can also be an extremely serious situation. However the sweet potato, she's just a sweetie.
liv_graham 7
Radishes really hurt your ass. If OP was radished in the middle of a bar, I'd feel pretty sorry for him/her
poccocurantes 7
Personally I think getting beaten with an ugli fruit is worse, but that is a whole different FML.
NotGabe 28
Lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the ground!
zandalee 19
...and wipe that silly grin offa your face.
cheertrombonist 9
I enjoy his silly grin. immensely.
supimnyancat 9
Sue him....would be the appropriate response from the FML community.
a1f0sff 25
Yet, you still said it. EDIT: Sorry, I thought you had written inappropriate.
Michael_92 20
Actually I find that many many people here are smart and have high respect and morals for other people. I say most because there are always a few bad eggs in the basket. Really that is one of the best things about this place too.
Dracoboxer357 35
9- I've never sued anyone before, but I can't imagine suing someone for inflicting physical pain on me would be satisfying. :p Maybe I'm just extra grumpy this morning, but I know what my response to a wedgie at the bar would have been: *Receives wedgie* *Turns around and stares at this dumb asshole.* *Plants a straight right square in his nose.* "Now we're even, ******. Try that again." :p Yeah. Grumpy.
phatdaddy62 23
You know you loved it!
oj101 33
The wicked wedgie woman strikes again.