Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

by anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

    #4 - On 01/30/2013 at 12:44pm by theneatoburrito

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  • Bloody genius.

    #2 - On 01/30/2013 at 12:43pm by hig999

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