By Sarah - 26/01/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
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yoursucklives 36

wouldn't your room be the first place to look?

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kenoswild 14

did you have Harry potter's invisible cloak over you?

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yoursucklives 36

wouldn't your room be the first place to look?

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Maybe she couldn't see OP under the sheets? But she should have checked more thoroughly anyway:')

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LeafsGuy92 10

Wouldn't both OP and her mom have cellphones? Maybe a text or simple phone call.. If her mom doesn't have a cell, I'm certain that OP does, therefore her mom could call her cell from the house line? (Assuming OP has a calling plan)

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Brandonep 13

40-It may have been on silent, vibrate, or turned off.

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insomnimaniak 19

Or just simply the fact that he was sleeping

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azularayne 17

Some people are just oblivious...it doesn't matter how obvious op's location was. One time, I went out for a walk (telling my mother I was doing so on the way out) and then returned 20 minutes later. I walked past her, said "hey mom" and grabbed a soda from the kitchen (that she was currently standing in) and went downstairs. Not 15 minutes later she called me on my cell asking where I was and if I'd be home in time for dinner. When I mentioned I was already home she was genuinely surprised. -_-

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kenoswild 14

did you have Harry potter's invisible cloak over you?

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carry_on 19

I can't believe she wouldn't think to check your room first!

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LovesSushi 25

That happened once to my sister. My mom was afraid she was dead in the river behind our house. She was actually sleeping under her bed... Is that where you were sleeping?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

May I ask, why the hell was she sleeping under the bed?

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Jovecove 13

Dead in the river?! Hahaha your mum must've been freaking out bad then

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jessi_sunshine 26

Did your mom watch Bridge to Terabithia a few too many times?

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LovesSushi 25

#35, she was 4, so I have no idea why she decided to sleep there lol

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xNephilim 18

When I was young, I fell out of my bed once and ended up sleeping under it.

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The666Ghost 17

Or you want to sleep there hoping no one would find you.

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ocramavaf 15

I feel for you op my mother once pulled a similar stunt

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spaboolly 26

Same here. Mine tried to have me arrested for it too. Mothers are crazy, crazy things.

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Otonashi_fml 5

My mum did the same ******* thing when she couldn't reach me over my mobile phone immediately. The difference: I live over 500 kilometers away from home. I think she is obsessed or something though, she once attacked me with scissors because she didn't want me to go to a friends brithday party.

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ma12r 22

I can't believe she'd call all those people and not even think about checking your room

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lysx84 24

Perhaps op was indeed sneaking about to the wee hours and this fml is part of an elaborate alibi?

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SoMuchSnailGame 3

I completely agree! I feel like a lot of fmls aren't true they just write them to justify it in their own heads

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testestestes123 4

Maybe you are so skinny she didn't see the sheets raised up. Eat a sammich

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chriisteex 10

Why the hell does everyone think being called skinny is a compliment? Maybe for those who are trying to lose weight but if you've been naturally thin your whole life and have always been called a twig and how you could "break me in half" then telling me to eat a "sammich" is not really advice of endearment.

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chriisteex 10

I know this was just a light joke but people are extremely quick to comment on a skinny persons physique as if its not rude at all.

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SoMuchWut 8

Damn it Hermione, I thought I said to stop playing around with that time turner!

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pradip 26

Time to bring home a huge obese boyfriend who would push your mom aside and ooze into your room, letting her know when you're home.

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loveashlley 6

Reference to a previous FML.

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pradip 26

As Ashlley said, it was referred to another FML.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

The obese man pushing past the pregnant lady for the seat one. This was pradip's attempt to be funny

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