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Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML


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On 01/24/2013 at 2:53pm - misc - by idiot (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Jesus, I hope the computer's alright (or not expensive). Why would you think it was a roach if you didn't feel any legs or squirming?

#2 - On 01/24/2013 at 8:47pm by Sillydeadperson

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I completely understand your reaction. Most men don't like hard things near their mouths.

Wait, what?

#9 - On 01/24/2013 at 8:52pm by DocBastard

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