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Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31288) - you deserved it (7527)

On 01/14/2013 at 5:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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"So son. You know, when you were a baby and I breast fed you, milk would come out my nipple peircing holes."

#3 - On 01/14/2013 at 10:09am by NoorFML

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I'll be sure to watch, I'm looking forward to it OP!

#1 - On 01/14/2013 at 10:08am by brett1506

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