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Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26950) - you deserved it (3264)

On 01/14/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by living_thedream (man) - United States (New York)

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I feel like she is trying to tell you something OP, and she isn't being very subtle.

#2 - On 01/14/2013 at 6:11am by iarefatal

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Maybe she was joking. Couldnt imagine a mother doing that.

#6 - On 01/14/2013 at 6:15am by drkrissy1331

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