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Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (3147)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

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She should open a business. I like her idea.

#2 - On 01/14/2013 at 3:00am by BRLHP

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Well, instead of always making toast warm, isn't it time the toaster deserved to be kept warm itself?

#4 - On 01/14/2013 at 3:01am by FastidiousPear

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