Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML
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Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I was running late for work and sprinted to catch the bus. As I got on, panting heavily, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. The driver gave me a pity look and let me ride for free. I thanked him and sat down, only to discover I was on the wrong bus, heading in the opposite direction. FML
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micahdunk 13
Did you yell at the lady? I would have.
MrSarary 26
You should have looked right in the eyes and flipped her the finger. FYL OP that really sucks
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micahdunk 13
Did you yell at the lady? I would have.
sexxxysydney 14
I'd ****-punt that bitch across the ******* street.
micahdunk 13
26- Yeah but then you might get arrested for assault. I would rather just scream at her, throw a few cuss words, and hope she feels guilty. Other than that you really cant change what happened so why risk taken a ride in the back of the police car?
MatteKudasai 17
29- If OP is in Australia, she'd be fined for swearing in public.
lilhellian 26
Just give the police a hand signal to continue driving...
RaggleFrock 13
This is the way it played out in my head: Op: I wanted that bus! Bus bitch: nevermind ;) Op hijacks a car runs over the bus lady and 3 tourists, then goes home. Just another day in Vice City
GTAmax99 12
Or liberty city :P
sens3sfailing 24
+400 points
xx000o 27
No way would I have yelled at her, I would have shoved her out in front of oncomin
xx000o 27
Traffic
FMLL2016 16
Or Los Santos ;)
ArbiterOfFML 24
or Blaine County
MrSarary 26
You should have looked right in the eyes and flipped her the finger. FYL OP that really sucks
a1f0sff 25
What a bitch!
jazziloveberryy 3
I would've been pissed. That was rude of her to not ask other people.
SpicyDuck 22
She shouldn't have to ask other people. She should have enough common sense to know that other people are using the bus stop and it's only acceptable if she was the only one there.
DocBastard 38
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you had simply walked, you probably could have gotten there in the hour you waited. Not that I have any idea where you were going...
a1f0sff 25
It might have been one of those three hour bus rides.
Roevera 14
Well she better start walking.
alexhaz64 4
Probably one of those situations where you know that as soon as you start to walk, the bus ends up finally coming...
DocBastard 38
I'm aware it could have been a long bus ride. It seems my sarcasmometer is broken at the moment.
sapphiregirly 11
But as a surgeon, you should be able to fix that broken sarcasmometer pretty soon, right?
vencku 13
I do that. If the tram doesn't stop, I miss my train. So then I just walk. Even if I were to get the next tram, I'd have to wait at the station for said connection anyway. Might as well spend that hour with some healthy excercise. Saves me a tram fare too.
Sputnikspak 13
I'd like to be able to walk to my destination, but being a cripple on crutches pretty much means I'm stuck where I'm at until I either call a cab or the next bus comes (my father drops me off at the bus stop that has a bus that drops me off in front of my physiotherapist's office, and I cab back home after - it's either $3 on the bus or $17 in cab fare. I'd prefer not to have to spend that amount twice.) And the buses in my region are notorious for being late (or flat out not existing, the 217 line is a bus that I have NEVER seen when I want to take it, but appears frequently if you are in a car going somewhere else).
hiitisbrooke 28
18- Like Spongebob!
sens3sfailing 24
Ahh, the rock bottom episode. Pthhhhhbt!
Roevera 14
Why would the bus just listen to her? Unless you both were the only ones there, and standing really close to each other, making it look like you were both together.. Then he should have stopped. Eitherway the woman is a bitch.
jazziloveberryy 3
The same thing I was thinking. Maybe the OP was still sitting while grabbing the ticket. If you want the bus to stop, you have to stand up.
PhoenixMartinez 30
Coz almost all bus drivers are assholes?
daisy2101 7
I would signaled the bus myself if I were you, but that is still pretty ignorant of that lady.
laya_fml 26
I think she was too busy trying to find her ticket. I would have been paying attention to my ticket and not random bus ladies.
ICastillo 24
Should of waved your fist at her face a couple times.
N3766 20
Nothing personal, just can't resist no to do this. *have.
ICastillo 24
Yeah I saw that earlier, I was waiting for someone to correct it.
Jordath_Fil 11
51 *not You started it. :D
ManInTheMachine 19
Well, just cross your fingers and hope another one comes soon. And while you're at it, flick off the old lady. If you do it right (or wrong), you can do both simultaneously.
Catkam623 27
I'm still wondering how that works how does your finger slip that far
lilhellian 26
I somehow got my whole class trying to do it lol.. Even the teacher...
SmoothSeth 10
If I was OP I would have waved my hand to her face.
kevsandy303 12
You weren't. I checked.