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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015