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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23630) - you deserved it (5400)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:57pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.

#1 - On 01/09/2013 at 6:11pm by PenguinBitch

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You must be down in the dumps.

#2 - On 01/09/2013 at 6:12pm by zombieslayer83

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