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Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30480) - you deserved it (4315)

On 01/08/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by troll of a gran - United States (Oklahoma)

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I love your grandma.

#1 - On 01/08/2013 at 4:38pm by itsalanis

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Just be glad she didn't strip down and refuse to put her clothes back on.

#4 - On 01/08/2013 at 4:40pm by holagranola

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