Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML
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Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back and saying everyone goes through ups and downs, "Like when I found out your mum and I were having a boy." I'm their only son. FML
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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dirton89 7
He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.
jgriff79 23
Karma is a bitch!
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Comments (92)
wakaaflocka 8
First!
sig4life 18
So how many have cheated on you OP?
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well two, his left hand and his right hand.
happle 21
How would his hands cheat on him? Did they pleasure another man or something?
poccocurantes 7
Alien hand syndrome. I keep warning people about this.
Catkam623 27
That or they pleasures a woman( still cheating)
jgriff79 23
Karma is a bitch!
Karalela44 15
So is OP's dad
heliraptor 13
So is OP's girlfriend.
tsent8 15
So am I
TheFirstSamurai 18
So are female dogs.
sexxxysydney 14
Karma's only a bitch if you are.
heygirlie777 21
Guys maybe if we stopped calling karma a bitch it would be nicer to us!
sens3sfailing 24
**** karm... *gets punched in the face*
B5B0N35 18
so you say karma is a bitch
Metallica36176 16
I do believe Karma is going to do her job well and show her face to OPs dad and girlfriend. But they deserve it.
Carli_M 8
What comes around goes around....
tsent8 15
No his girlfriend cheated remember? He won't be Cumming for a while.
lilhellian 26
21 Op could always use lefty or righty...
ZombieSnoopy 9
And comes all the way back around
shmoelover 13
An example of this being the girlfriend. She seems to get around.
Brssps 13
Your dad is the one karma should be going after
happle 21
Your picture will haunt my sleep.
Brssps 13
At least I don't have a doe staring at me...zombies are awesome
Googolman 29
How can you like Harry Potter without liking does??
Llama_Face89 33
It's a fawn.
Brssps 13
Touche, but the do was only in books 3 and 7
BlackPhenom 9
Damn, your dad probably got some dirt on you ha ha
shmoelover 13
Perhaps he is mad that Op put child locks on his computer. Now they both have to be single.
B5B0N35 18
#7 dont you mean karma
dirton89 7
He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.
dperrier9 3
Your dad is a legend!
Zano23 9
Is your girlfriend's name Karma by any chance?
VannahJane 17
If it was karma you would have done something just as bad
Faff 20
actually, half as bad.
a1f0sff 25
Made many bad decisions in your previous lives?
ZombieSnoopy 9
You mean life?? He's not a cat....
a1f0sff 25
No, I mean lives. Karma is a concept that you can find in the Hindu and the Buddhism religions. I'm not sure about the Buddhists but the Hindus believe in reencarnation making you have various lives. You then have "good" or "bad" karma depending on how you lived in the past (making good or bad deeds, for example).
ZombieSnoopy 9
ooooh okay gotcha