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Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML
You could have put a dimple in tree, then there would be two in a million.
If you're one a million, there are six thousand like you
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015