Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML

by Dimples / 01/03/2013 at 6:35am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • You could have put a dimple in tree, then there would be two in a million.

    #3 - On 01/03/2013 at 12:42pm by perdix

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  • If you're one a million, there are six thousand like you

    #5 - On 01/03/2013 at 12:44pm by d4m4s74

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