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Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45316) - you deserved it (3471)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:00pm - misc - by apparentlythereisnokarma - Canada (Alberta)

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Don't worry that will soon change.

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 3:12am by dhall30

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Life sucks and then you die.

#2 - On 01/02/2013 at 3:12am by Chelsea_bella

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