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Today, I woke up to a small fire on my roof, burning up small twigs and branches. The cause? Last night, I threw a sparkling firecracker up very high, only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind. It's going to take $2,000 to fix the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8382) - you deserved it (46618)

On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Common sense isn't so common.

#1 - On 01/01/2013 at 6:12pm by lostcrazydiamond

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I bet $2000 you wont do it again.

#2 - On 01/01/2013 at 6:13pm by IconicLemon

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