By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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xxhollilollixx 6

What a **** gargler.

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heythere131630 9

This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.

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ICastillo 24

Uh oh he is going to start a new tradition on New Years. Happy New Years! Now here are the divorce papers. Got to start the New Years off right I guess..

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pieman528 10

At least he got one of his resolutions done. That's quite admirable in my opinion.

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xxhollilollixx 6

What a **** gargler.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well, that's a new one!

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UncleMuscles 5

Individual of ill manners.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

For some reason 2's picture just makes this so much better

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sens3sfailing 24

I'm sticking to asscandle. God, I love that word.

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lyskiss 10

Great way to start the year!

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heythere131630 9

This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.

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lilhellian 26

Asscandle? Asshat? Assfucker? Assbottle?

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ICastillo 24

Ass muncher, Ass strangler, Ass puppet, Ass gremlin.....

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perdix 29

#5, that's what adjectives and adverbs are for.

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Misskayfoyer 14

Cum guzzling ass muncher?

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perdix 29

May I interest you in a 2011 Douchenozzle with dual overhead cams and 9, count 'em, 9 cup holders? It's more powerful than even a 2013 Asshole.

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xSunnyOlivia 17

Oh I'm so sorry. Maybe you're not sorry, maybe he was a dick. Oh shit i'm not very good in these kinds of situations..

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sens3sfailing 24

Is it just me or does #6 apologize in a lot of her comments?

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Kradle2022 2

sometimes life gives you lemons,now it is divorce papers,sucks for you op :(

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BlowinChronic 18

OP's husband's name is life? That's pretty awesome.

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Axipiter 24

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a papercut.

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samasara 20

I know someone named Leif. It's pronounced as life, though. It's pretty cool, too.

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yoursucklives 36

sometimes, you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

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sens3sfailing 24

When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew.

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yahtzeesouls 12

Just make sure to put those lemons to good use. Lemon grenades perchance

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howdeedoo 22

Well, at least you can find someone better now

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UltimateGIRness 16

You should have gave him a midnight kick in the balls

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UltimateGIRness 16

96- sorry,I didn't notice my mistake

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