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Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending". She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28171) - you deserved it (314)

On 12/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by really mature, GRAN (woman) - United States (California)

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...gotta love the holidays, where you're forced to deal with crazy-ass relatives.

#2 - On 12/25/2012 at 11:23pm by thelindseyyy

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