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Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26260) - you deserved it (7775)

On 12/19/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Johnny (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Let that be your motivation and start hitting the gym!

#1 - On 12/20/2012 at 2:44am by zoPwNAgEzo

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Hey! his wife could be a bodybuilder or something. just because she's a woman doesn't mean she can't be stronger than you.

#7 - On 12/20/2012 at 2:45am by TopBanana20

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