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Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (7592)

On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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"Good dick, who's a good dick?"

#1 - On 12/18/2012 at 12:56pm by QWERTYrage

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What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

#3 - On 12/18/2012 at 12:57pm by YoTengoTomatoes

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