This might have been successful without the "lol" and "hahaha"

Thanks buzz killington, sheesh.

No it's not. Reread it. he says apparently he has been screaming for 'dong' and song is in place of the dogs name.

He uses a Greek word for his dogs name, and the Greek word means penis in English! I want the Greek word XD

Well the Google translation for "dong" is pronounced "pso̱lí̱." Since it's a silent P, I think "Sully" is the only normal-ish name I can think of that sounds like that, but I'm sure there's more than one word that means penis, so this might be a long shot as I'm not Greek. :P

Ah i didnt think of that one! Psoli (pronounced as seen, intonation at i ) would be for female dog! This is getting funnier by the minute XD

44 - Nope, the P isn't silent, therefore Sully doesn't sound obscene at all. Still curious about the actual name, though.

My neighbor does this. She lets the dog out at 7 am, let's her roam throught the apartment complex leash leash for about 20 minutes, then proceeds to scream "Zoë!" for half an hour while walking throughout the neighborhood. Oh yea, when she finally finds the dog she yells, "Get'cho ass in da house!" while swinging her arms at the dog..... I feel bad for that sweet boxer girl :(

You people should be more understanding. It's so difficult to get dogs to sign those damn leases.

#42, "Zoe" is Greek for "life." I wonder what your Greek neighbors make of this?

I was bitten, you mean ?

Bit works...

Probably just calling the dog in from the garden. Calm down!

Haha! I immediately thought of that scene in my big fat Greek wedding.