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Today, I saw a man in an army uniform. As a bit of a patriot, I went up to thank him for his service. After about 10 minutes of me going on and on, he started laughing. He wasn't a soldier. FML

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I think 10 minutes was a little excessive, regardless of whether or not he was a soldier.

#1 - On 12/18/2012 at 6:06am by Zomg_Okay

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Are you a stutterer? How long does it take to say, "Thank you for your service?"

It's easy to confuse work uniforms with military ones. The paper hat and the stench of rancid fry grease should have tipped you off.

#6 - On 12/18/2012 at 6:09am by perdix

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