Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
by Ape / 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!
#2 - On 12/17/2012 at 7:06pm by SqueakyChipmunk
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Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:
#1 - On 12/17/2012 at 7:05pm by Hiimhaileypotter
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