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Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, claimed to be sleeping with my boyfriend, and blocked me an hour later. FML


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On 12/13/2012 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Be the bigger bitch. Tell her that there's a vicious rumor about her having an STD and you are letting it continue because "it's way too funny."

#5 - On 12/14/2012 at 12:06am by ThatsMyPie

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It was definitely ironic that she flipped out like that

#1 - On 12/14/2012 at 12:02am by 0RedPenguin0

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