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Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75776) - you deserved it (3656)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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