Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (98982) - you deserved it (5554)
On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
misc's life also sucksToday, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get…
alhummel21 also deserved itToday, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
The gift that keeps on giving!
#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:02pm by Haelous
See in context
that kid is an asshole
#4 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:19pm by badonis
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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