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Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3753) - you deserved it (63132)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:23pm - misc - by mom (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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Monster in law....

#3 - On 12/06/2012 at 9:06pm by keverdeen

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What the hell did you do that for?

#1 - On 12/06/2012 at 9:05pm by godhelpusall111

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