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Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12701) - you deserved it (2285)

On 12/06/2012 at 6:30am - misc - by chinousmc - United States (Florida)

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You know what bugs me? People who ask a question and then answer it themselves.

#16 - On 12/06/2012 at 1:41pm by DocBastard

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It seems so many people jump straight into violence these days over the smallest matters, it's just ridiculous. I hope he at least apologized after being an ass, and also that your nose heals quickly!

#6 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:53pm by lelo007

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