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Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML
Why didn't you just ditch the nasty smelling detergent?
So you thought you'd mask the scent of something you don't like with something else?
Are you the same guy who hangs 17 pine tree deodorants from your rear-view mirror to cover up the scent of the dead body in your trunk?
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Friday 5 February 2016