Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

by :/ / 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Next time you bring a boy home, look your dad straight in the eyes and say, "Only because you told me to."

    #5 - On 12/02/2012 at 9:39pm by NoorFML

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  • Grade A Parenting. Remember this day when you choose his nursing home.

    #3 - On 12/02/2012 at 9:38pm by SoylentCandycorn

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