Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
by :/ / 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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Next time you bring a boy home, look your dad straight in the eyes and say, "Only because you told me to."
#5 - On 12/02/2012 at 9:39pm by NoorFML
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Grade A Parenting. Remember this day when you choose his nursing home.
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