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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17263) - you deserved it (1061)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats.

Cut him off now before its too late!

#10 - On 12/02/2012 at 5:15am by DocBastard

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Tell them your kitten is hooked on weed.

#2 - On 12/02/2012 at 5:03am by blcksocks

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