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Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17929) - you deserved it (1367)

On 11/30/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Rachael (woman) - Australia

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Don't be too hard on the elderly. That just might be you one day.

#1 - On 11/30/2012 at 5:59am by MelTheGreat

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Goddamn remotes are confusing no matter who you are.

#3 - On 11/30/2012 at 6:01am by MURIKKA

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