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Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22416) - you deserved it (5588)

On 11/11/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Definitely the kind if guy you want to have a kid with.

#1 - On 11/11/2012 at 5:09pm by Tito30

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Even if he had a job he should still be be at his child's birth.

#2 - On 11/11/2012 at 5:10pm by waco60

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