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Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26031) - you deserved it (3861)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:30am - misc - by touched (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

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