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Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Hmmm maybe it was just karma from stealing KiloLima01's phone?
"Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
#803 (14) - 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm by KiloLima01 - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (2296) - you deserved that one (226)"
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Friday 5 February 2016