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Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20225) - you deserved it (1264)

On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)

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I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.

#1 - On 10/29/2012 at 6:58am by nephilim241

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Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow

#3 - On 10/29/2012 at 7:00am by EpicSquishii

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