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Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
I'm sure there are laws forbidding that, make complaints through the correct channels, keep copies of the paperwork.
Let the development of constant eye twitching and muttering obscenities to yourself commence! You'll be batshit crazy by this time tomorrow
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 September 2014