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Man or woman?

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19694) - you deserved it (1679)

On 10/27/2012 at 7:53am - misc - by Ohwhy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

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Ouch FYL OP, cockblocked by a bird-flinging kid!

#1 - On 10/27/2012 at 10:16am by Pleonasm

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Damn, this is like a double FML. Losing the girl, getting stuck listening to whiny children. It could've been worse though, there could've been a snoring fat man with horrendous BO in the seat in front of you.

#7 - On 10/27/2012 at 10:17am by EnterSandman

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