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Today, my fiancé spent three hours arguing with his mom about how Scientology is a cult followed by simple-minded asshats; she shouted at him saying Xenu will come and fuck his shit up for not believing. This woman is going to be my children's grandmother. FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

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People that believe in that are literally retarded. It's a scam. Apparently they keep people locked up in camps, Scientologists..

#1 - On 10/15/2012 at 6:07am by sovetskiy

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At least family gatherings will be "fun"

#2 - On 10/15/2012 at 6:08am by IconicLemon

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