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Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17353) - you deserved it (816)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by WTF (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

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Are you sure she was only hungover?

#1 - On 10/12/2012 at 11:55pm by Dblocker

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Hey, if she's that out of it, she may not remember grounding you.

#8 - On 10/13/2012 at 12:01am by Larentiah

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