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Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Hey, if she's that out of it, she may not remember grounding you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015