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Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML

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On 10/12/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by minustoenail - United States (California)

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Ouch! There isn't a pretty picture in my head from this. But feel better OP!!!

#1 - On 10/12/2012 at 5:58am by Doribella98

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I've never heard of automatic fire doors, but I would assume you should be able to hear the alarm and then have time to get out of it's way. Then again, sometimes safety measures cause as much harm as good.

#2 - On 10/12/2012 at 6:03am by Nordrag

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