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Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Kerrilyn (woman) - United States

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.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI

#3 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:08pm by Evildude

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Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.

#2 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:07pm by paperfox

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