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Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some random guy was knocking on my window telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9261) - you deserved it (36178)

On 05/17/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Kerrilyn (woman) - United States

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