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Today, at around 11pm the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18976) - you deserved it (1043)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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This warrented police to take action?

#1 - On 10/03/2012 at 2:58am by annie_nk

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I would hate to be that cop.

All I would be thinking is: "Fuck my life- this is what I went to the police academy for?"

#4 - On 10/03/2012 at 2:59am by kyleekay

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