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Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47572) - you deserved it (16513)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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