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Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49701) - you deserved it (17143)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.

#1 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:08pm by frootloop25

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I wonder what those parents would think if the referee gave him a yellow card.

#14 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:33pm by purple_riot

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