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Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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That's crap.
I would be so mad.

#2 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:02am by 0hh_snap

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tell the manager what happened, im sure he'll understand.
if he doesnt, online store?

#5 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:09am by tiffanyxo

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