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Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Does he have to repeat boot camp since he obviously didn't learn how to fend off a surprise attack?

If some silly girl can knock him over, imagine what a crazed Al Qaeda terrorist would do to him! They work out on monkey bars!

#6 - On 09/30/2012 at 6:37am by perdix

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It will def be a memorable moment.. One that you can laugh about for years to come!

#1 - On 09/30/2012 at 6:33am by htownpostman

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