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Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture, and twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10651) - you deserved it (6790)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I prefer my alarm clock, but whatever works for you I guess.

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 7:47pm by Sinamoi

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I feel for you OP, the other day I bit my tongue three times in a row. That shit hurts

#4 - On 09/28/2012 at 7:47pm by harrison918

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