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Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Tell her you have invisible herpes. Everywhere.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015