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Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

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Tell her you have invisible herpes. Everywhere.

#2 - On 09/27/2012 at 9:58am by Death_Hoe_Inn

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MILF, moms i'd like to forget

#7 - On 09/27/2012 at 10:07am by lovepandorasaver

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