Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
by pplsuck / 09/25/2012 at 7:57pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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They've got their priorities straight!
#1 - On 09/26/2012 at 2:52am by TheMaster15
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Glad you learned your lesson from the time your potential employer convinced you to leave your purse in his office!
#4 - On 09/26/2012 at 2:56am by alexhaz64
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