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Today, my mom heard on TV that teens need at least ten hours of sleep a day. Now she makes me go to bed at 7pm. I told her I can't finish my homework in time, and my grades will suffer. She wouldn't listen. Last week, she threatened to punish me if I don't get straight As this semester. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25017) - you deserved it (1676)

On 09/23/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Hungary (Budapest)

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Why does she think you need to be up at 5?

#1 - On 09/23/2012 at 8:31pm by sirpantselot

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Tell her she can get one or the other from you. Straight A's or straight Z's, not both.

#15 - On 09/23/2012 at 8:43pm by Warmonger_Smurf

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