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Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16203) - you deserved it (1082)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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I think they took the term "house warming" the wrong way...

#2 - On 09/23/2012 at 6:47am by dayzz1

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No harm done. They were just celebrating that you are moving out of their house. It is good to see thay still have some spark in their sex life.

But if you really want to stir the pot just say "Not again. I played this guessing game last week when the neighbour came over to say goodbye."

#4 - On 09/23/2012 at 6:55am by darwinism

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