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Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

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Unfortunately for her, there is no exchange rate for her IQ, which probably resembles that of a kiwi. The fruit, not the bird. Not that it makes much of a difference...

#2 - On 09/22/2012 at 10:08am by DocBastard

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I am praying for you..

#1 - On 09/22/2012 at 10:07am by npereira

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