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Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29014) - you deserved it (3012)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Yeah, part of being a lawyer is finding ways to defend people who are the scum of the earth. That's why they make the big bucks

#1 - On 09/19/2012 at 12:57pm by primadonna9396

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Welcome to due process. Enjoy your stay.

#2 - On 09/19/2012 at 12:58pm by darkgodxvx

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