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Today, I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on, looking for a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to "sit by the hooker." FML


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On 09/18/2012 at 10:04am - misc - by dearbailee (woman) - United States

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You should've said something in Russian right back. Very rude of her.

#1 - On 09/18/2012 at 12:55pm by Voldy

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In Soviet Russia, train rides you.

#8 - On 09/18/2012 at 12:56pm by Boygenius50

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